I used to have a roommate who would ask me permission to do anything. At the beginning of the semester she bought a fridge for the two of us to share, but she always asked my permission to put her food in it. It was her own refrigerator! She'd also ask my permission to eat breakfast, to make tea, and to eat take-out.

Also, after living in our room for a few months, I bought a huge rug that covered up the whole entire floor of our dorm room. She asked my permission to walk on it.

Submitted by Anonymous