My roommate likes to be the center of attention. This works out well for me usually because I like to just sit back and enjoy her making a fool out of herself. One day when I was trying to tell her a story about an event of my day, she interrupted me, so I interrupted her to finish my story first. Screaming at me because I interrupted her story, she threw her toothpaste at me. Don't know how I ended up bleeding after that point, all I know is that I went to the bathroom to first aid it and she locked me out of our room for that night. I didn't really want to be near her for a little bit, so I didn't mind it.

Submitted by NudeSharty